Pink Guy - Tribute to Ronald (Weird McDonald's Rap) lyrics

[Verse] I got a story that'll waggle your eyes I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal sh**ty meat Ronald had a dream when he was s**ing his mom's titty He wanted to palm cities, rockin' his fall hoodie In this heat? Nah man, he ain't no clown He don't need another guardian to hold the f**ing place down Ronald, I never got to say thank you If you caught me at a KFC, I never meant to hurt you I tore down a thousand Burger Kings for talking sh** Have 'em lost for words on some Stephen Hawking sh** This cancer's got these little kids biting lips If burgers k** then f** it, I'm gonna die from it I'll f**ing die for you Ronald, I hope you understand Avoid beef and I'm taking your a** to Pakistan See if Ronald McDonald would have to run a bottle shop Ronald would unload a couple shots on these f**ing cops See McDonalds is the finest china quality That make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding Socrates is Less post modern than Ronald, 'cuz in a thousand years You and I'll be gone but the patties keep flipping The chicken is still delicious, the living expense is limitless So why the f** you eating salad, b**h? See back in '48 was when I heard of this magic place When the atom bomb crushed a small country in it's natural state Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate And reeled in any American chains with exceptional taste But' [Breakdown] They don't understand.. They don't understand Who you and I are (Alt end.) And all I wanna do Is to get another taste of you Keep cooking f** the haters Ronald, I love you, Mwah