I am the glutton dressed as glam The mutton and the ham My table's broke not turning My skin is crawling burning And though I stand for nothing I will fall for anything Tequila, a little more lime A friend of the devil is a friend of mine No one gets out of her alive A friend of the devil is a friend of mine A friend of the devil is a friend of mine No one gets out of her alive Absolved in absinthes I My crippled crew in carnage cry One more drink or surely die Now steer me through that needle's eye And then sit on the sh** and shat on And broke apart for the broken And Satan begs to save us As Jesus cannot please us Salvation turns to degradation Fill the rig, feel the dig Inebriate me one more time A friend of the devil is a friend of mine No one gets out of her alive A friend of the devil is a friend of mine A friend of the devil is a friend of mine No one gets out of her alive My steak filled s*ut likes little mouths Spouts sticky stained p**nography To force my bruised and aching head To s** both barrels and the lead My sweet a**a**in superdog Whose little tail will wag this hog And roll me over one more time A friend of the devil is a friend of mine I am the glutton dressed as glam The mutton and the ham My table's broke not turning My skin is crawling burning And though I stand for nothing I will fall for anything Tequila, a little more lime A friend of the devil is a friend of mine No one gets out of her alive A friend of the devil is a friend of mine A friend of the devil is a friend of mine No one gets out of her alive