Pig With The Face Of A Boy - My Darling lyrics

My darling, believe me My love for you is true If you were to leave me I know not what I'd do And so tonight I thought I might Let all my feelings show And I will take you to the most Romantic place I know Come with me to the co*kfight, my dear Come see the fearless fowl The bell is like beautiful music to me Succeeded by shriek and howl Come with me to the co*kfight tonight Come see them bite and scratch We'll see which one is puny and which one is tough When they stuff then down that hatch Take your seat for the co*kfight, my sweet Where severed feet sail by Eyes are pecked out as I gaze into yours Beauty as bright as the blood on their claws Come with me to the co*kfight, my love Come see them shove and maul When entrails are flailing you grow pale and faint But I'll catch you if you fall Come with me to the co*kfight, my love Gasp as the blood runs free Don't be surprised if it gets in your eyes And mind how you sit, lest it drip in your tea Come with me to the co*kfight, you may Always of this be sure As the co*k of the walk rips the breast in his grip That I'll be more gentle with yours And as your eyelids flutter Their wings begin to flutter I think i'll have a flutter On that roster from Calcutta And as they screech and squawk and cluck I do beseech thee lady luck For ample fortune, ample pluck To ask my lady If she'll maybe Come with me to the co*kfight, you dish Where wishbones splinter and snap We whistle for gristle and when one is dead We're enraptured as he runs around devoid of a head Come with me to the co*kfight, oh do Dinner's included too When niblets of giblets are shredded and torn They're a romantic meal for two Come with me to the co*kfight, oh my Come for the d**h and gore When we're together the feathers will fly And I'll kiss you as they mop up the guts on the floor Come with me to the co*kfight next week Watch as their beaks dig in The fun will begin as their innards appear And I'll save you an avian organ as a souvenir