Pig With The Face Of A Boy - Busking lyrics

We like to busk on the Underground We stand in a corner right here But the licensing men in some office They come and they just interfere They're censoring all of our lyrics It's such a remarkable thing They give us some new words each morning And here's what they're making us sing Don't leave your bags unattended Please let pa**engers get off the train before boarding Services on the Bakerloo line are suspended And don't commit crime because CCTV is recording The roof at Embankment is in an unstable condition You are advised to seek out an alternative route If you notice a person whose actions give you suspicion And you think that he looks a bit foreign then please do not shoot They took us up into some office and here's the advice that they gave We need songs to enhance peoples' safety And make the commuters behave Please mind the gap and the pickpockets here at the station No flash photography, please put out your cigarette When the weather is hot, avoid dehydration But surfaces may become slippery when it is wet If you notice a chemical smell and you're next to a man And he's shouting and praying to Allah and acting berserk Remain where you are and keep as calm as you can There's a very good chance that his bomb doesn't actually work There's a very good chance that his bomb doesn't actually work