Phunk Junkeez - The Quest lyrics

Just a minute ladies and gentlemen I think something is happening The planet earth is the third outermost planet of nine planets orbiting the single sun A long time ago in a far away galaxy Alien dope fiends ran out of their weed They built a ship with a cannabis radar And before they left they pulled troops with Darth Vader Who told them of a planet where the dank sh** grows And hydroponics is a science that everyone knows So they set out on a mission to a planet called earth On a never ending quest to get their herb They're on a never ending quest to get high They're on a never ending quest to get high It's a weed war and somebody's gonna die Abductees on TV told me in secrecy About a government conspiracy To snatch all of our crops to keep the cops paid Pot for technology the deal has been made And uncle sam is behind the scam He's slinging sacks behind our backs Raising the tax to the max I hear he's getting stoned with the slee stacks Renegade pot smokers get united Ufo's and earth feelers have been sighted So people don't trip and cause ma** hysteria There's a skunky phunky smell in the Roswell Area 51 ships have landed they've been comanded To take the herbs that we have planted You know they didn't count on a counter attack And I never leave home without a fat sack So I grab my nine gram bag of kind A lighter and some papers it was all I could find Ran to headquarters grabbed a big ol'gla** With the intentions of smoking some alien gra** We're on a never ending quest to get high A never ending quest to get high We're on a never ending quest to get high Circles in my crop that sh** got to stop We're on a never ending quest to get high A never ending quest to get high We're on a never ending quest to get high Circles in my crop that sh** got to stop So we pulled up to the gates of the alien camp We come all alone with some home grown hemp Fighting for the right of mans kind We can outsmoke you earthlings anytime Shoot you wanna battle Let's get it on me and you one on one bong for bong I said hey great I hope your vegetarian Cause botashous dank is what I'm carring He replied hmmm this sh**s all right And he broke out with some space phlavored kryptonite So I broke off a chunk of that cosmic phunk And I shattered the gla** like a Shaq fu dunk It's my turn so I reached in my sack To pack a fat bowl to make this brain react Pulled a switch with some ditch dirt weed sticks oregano and some bird seed He started choking smoke was shooting out his gills When he drank the bong water oooh he gave me chills I mean he fell on the ground and started throwing up His eyes went crosseyed his head was blowing up His brain exploded this sh** was fried That was the last of the never ending quest to get high Were on a never ending quest to get high It's a weed war and the aliens just died