Phone & Rock - Spot The Hazard lyrics

Spot the hazard Assess the risks Make the changes Glen Jakovich Kicked a goal from the cricket pitch I thought it was pretty bloody sick But he wasn't wearing his hi-vis Oh struth heck, better think quick If there was a forklift he might get hit And when he picked up the footy did he stop Stop, think, and lift? Ben Cousins Smoking crack at the MCG Everything was all bloody sweet Til he spilled his puddle on extension leads Oh blooming heck, jeez louise Benny's gonna get fried like KFC When you see a hazard it's your responsibilty To make sure you clean it all up safely Billy Brownless Kicked one over a wheat silo That kick was very bloody high bro I didn't see him stretching his thighs though Oh blimey goodness me oh no Lactic acid is going to flow Which causes sore muscles, does he even know? So many changes we must make Never do anything unsafe Tell my boss that I'll be late We've rounded up the union And they're cleanin up the place Just for next time