Pabst blue ribbon Man you s** Pabst blue ribbon Rotting my guts Sand in mouth Smell like bum Whatever I did I shouldn't have done Ten cans deep No way I'm surfin' Wiped out hit the turf and I'm hurlin' Choppin' up a swellzy Gonna ride a big one Gonna go hang ten Couldn't f**in' stand up on my feet Now I'm yellin' f** That seagull must be drunk Taste of urine on my lips Just forty bucks to taste some piss f**ed up face down in the sand Pabst blue in my hand Pabst blue ribbon s**s