Phone & Rock - Dank! lyrics

The mrs round on friday night Your johnny smells an awful fright It's such a wretched putrid grotty stink You wash your business in the sink And go to fetch another drink Then suddenly your nose hits the air Something smells unclean (what's that stank?) Someone get the pine o clean (that's dank!) And while you're cleanin' You accidentally cream and You're covered in semen (oh yeh) You reach for the kleenex And not for a sneeze it's Now stuck to your penis (oh no) Your dick in the trough Peeled the tissue off Old girl walking in Says you smell like sh** That's dank!