Phone-EG - Phone-E's Revenge II lyrics

[Verse 1: Big Squidward] N'yeah! Big Squid talking I ain't VonMar but I'll put him in a coffin Squid & Phone-EG pull guns f** the talking And like Rogers Internet, we load em very often [Verse 2: Phone-EG] Shoot him on a bike call me G.I. Matt Hoffman Swing on a n***a like my name Alen Hanson The pump shockwave had him jumping like Harden Now that Squid's with me, you n***as really have a problem [Verse 3: Big Squidward] Squid get on it, early in the morning! Mans better bring their milk Bullets hot like scotch bonnet I got my big gun, I call it Dr. Robotnik Pull that b**h out, lose your rings like Sonic [Verse 3: Phone-EG] Oh! So we're on the gun talks! My gun so f**in' fat, I had to take it for a walk My black Glock? I forgot I had this I have too many guns they stay at a different address [Verse 4: Big Squidward & (Phone-EG)] Yo fam, chill! Don't reveal my secret weapon! (The one that'll bite a man like King from Tekken?) No, not that one! That one is too small (Talking about the one that'll blow China's Great Wall?) No man! That gun is just minor! (The one that'll turn a pilot into a skydiver?) Phone-E think dog, yo! you're getting a man heated! I'm talking about the one I used to heat Venus! [Verse 5: Phone-EG] I'll shoot off your penis, Phone-E really means this Shoot off your hands and tell the man to clean it Give him a little Kleenex, this is so scenic Want to stitch your hands back? Here's the number to my steamstress [Verse 6: Big Squidward] N'yeah! Big Squid on this b**h! Greasing down your baby moms then me and Phone-E switched I had a ting fiending, Squid was feeling on the tits Pulling on her nappy braids, I filled her with that _____ [Verse 7:Phone-EG] I f**ed her with two bucket hats, one on each head The ting saw the lights, dick had her nearly dead I f**ed her till the nappy braids turned into dreads Ting wasn't ready for Phone-E's revenge [Verse 8: Big Squidward] Squid got her dressed for home, ready for the journey Buddy had her pa**ed out, should have had her on a gurney Threw some gla**es on her cause we don't have a gurney Squid had her on the TTC like Weekend at Bernie's [Interlude: Phone-EG & (Big Squidward) talking] Yo, just Google that movie if you don't know what it is, cause it's really a Funny movie. Basically, the mans friend, he's kinda pa**ed out, and they put like Gla**es on him and ting like that. Basically made him look alive when the ting was like Dead. So basically that's just what me and Squid did. Like the ting was dead (We're good people at heart, you know what I'm sayin. [?], but anyway, we're pretty much Done now, bye!) [Verse 9: Phone-EG] Are you f**ing blem?! Bucket hat on cause I'm a real-a** n***a Slang the rock on the block, no I'm not Jigga I showed you mans in number one, now we're back for number two Big Squid with me, Squid show em what we're about to do! [Verse 10: Big Squidward] Big Squid 'bout to just squirt on the track! Squid had no tissue, Squid squirted on her back! Squid grab the mac and attack your backpack Squid shoot at hats, snapbacks and a** cracks [Verse 11: Phone-EG] Phone-E see you smoking loud packs and yack that! Super big shockwave children stand back! Phone-E punched him in his neck, knocked off his hat Punched him during lunch. Dinner? Still can't find that [Verse 12: Big Squidward] Squid hit the trees like George of The Jungle Smoke the sticky green that will make Goliath tumble Blunt long like Rapunzel, Squidward let down your blunt bro I got so f**ing fra**, I thought my father was my son yo [Verse 13: Phone-EG] Phone-E and Squid come like batty and bench (x5) Beef and it's a slumber party, you and your friends You should have thought twice before coming to my ends Battried your ting and then she made us toast, French [Verse 14: Big Squidward] N'YEAH! Big f**ing Squid is back, shank you like a fat man, I know where the liver's at When it's beef, I'm like your dukes, I know where your kids is at Squid switch up cultures and beat you with a cricket bat Cut many b**hes off, Edward Scissor Hands My man take the beat and please don't give it back [Verse 15: Phone-EG] Phone-E pull out burners longer than a long day Use my name the wrong way, p**y bombs away When the cannon's out, it better sing like A. Grande When it's beef, Phone-E walk with the K like Kanye That's Kim Kardashian for you mans that missed that Come through like a bull and charge at the mans I'm pissed at Mans that make a diss track are the mans I bust clips at Listen when I say hold your lips back Cause my gun barf like a man that can't hold Liqs back If beef is your ting, skip Phone-E like a sh** track Cause you against my bazooka is an unfair mismatch Just copped a silk bucket hat, it's nice I get that But keep f**ing grilling and I'm aiming at your six-pack Phone-E [Outro: Phone-EG & (Big Squid) talking] Tank you for listenin'! (I hope you guys enjoyed the music that we made, we put a lot of time into this So I hope you guys really enjoyed this!) Tanks!