Phone-EG - Jim Archdekin (Skit) lyrics

Intro: (Numbers dialing. Phone ringing) [Speaker:1] Wake up dis f**ing waste man [Phone-EG] hmmm..Hello? [Speaker:1] Yow Phone-E? [Phone-EG] hmmm… [Speaker:1] Yow Phone-E? Yow Phone-E? Get up dawg, wake up! [Phone-EG] I'm up man [Speaker:1] Yow Phone-E wake up dawg, seen [Phone-EG] Squid it, I'm up [Speaker:1] Suh wake di f** up dude. Yuh f**ing lazy, G [Phone-EG] Yow, I'm up, I'm up [Speaker: 1] Yow, yow. You listening? [Phone-EG] Hmmm, uh [Speaker:1] Yow Phone-E wake up dawgs [Phone-EG] Yow Squid it, what the f**, I'm up bro [Speaker:1] Alright, seen take it in. Yow, dere's a likkle jam popping off in Brompton seen. In the B town, in the gym, Jim Archdekin recreation center, seen? A likkle party roll seen? Mad b**hes, mad licks, mad every ting G [Phone-EG] We goin Jim Archdekin [Speaker:1] Yeah [Phone-EG] I don't even have any ting to wear [Speaker:1] How you mean G? Me, me nuh have nuh clothes to wear fam, Go, go get some, your money [Phone-EG] No bro I'm broke [Speaker:1] Yow fam, come first to di f**ing jam, seen? Figure it out [Phone-EG] Jam Jim Archdekin yuh ere [Speaker:1] Yuh done know [Phone-EG] f** Man! This just have me. f**ing stresses out b**h. Tings...yow, I need to play some f**ing music in my mind, right? [Phone-EG] (Music playing) The jam must be popping, Jim Archdekin and Don Colee. I'm rocking Roll, no tings with my f**ing gear dawg. I'm wearing Mecca bro lik (hiss his teeth). Tings wearing Mecca like grade A fam I need, I need some Tomm. I need dat brown man swagga Dawg, I have to go, have to go rob me a yute dawg.Yow, f** it dawg You do dis