I wanna git drunk I wanna git trashed I wanna git sloshed I wanna git smashed I wanna git laid I wanna git s**ed I wanna git screwed I wanna git f**ed 'Cuz I'm a Redneck with no paycheck That's okay though 'cuz I want free s** And I'll drink the king o' beers As I swing from chandeliers 'Cuz I'm the lord of all the bars I'm off my gourd beneath my Ford under the stars I wanna git buzzed I wanna get jumped I wanna git burnt I wanna get humped I wanna git hammered I wanna git blown I wanna git wasted and then drive home