Phish - Access Me lyrics

The first time I came over I was bitten by your dog You weren't even there 'cause you were walking in the fog I call you up and plead and beg and talk to your machine My friends say not to bother when you're acting pretty mean But I don't need to botehr you, no I won't play that part I just want access to the inside of your heart Access to your thoughts on the way that I should be So I could start to cvhange and maybe you could access me Access me You could tell me all about all the things you did at work The guy who sits beside you and how he's acting like a jerk And if you don't have to open up the secrets of your soul But if that's the place you want me I'd be glad to pay the toll