Phish - f** Your Face lyrics

I went down to the guitar store and i bought myself some things Then i went home to fix this guitar to see if it could sing. When i got done i plugged it in but it made no sound at all. So i was gettin' pretty pissed and i plugged it into the wall. Guess it's not a signing type, it would rather yell and spit. If you don't think you'll like this guitar then you're really askin' for sh**! 'cause when i get mad, i get red, and then i start to steam. And this guitar is gonna f** your face 'cause it knows how to scream! Hi, i'm bill. i was the one who did the cover art for the stone's s**ing in the 70's lp.