Perry You know you are a boys best friend Your more than just a pa**ing trend Your like a treat from a candy store Oh Perry We love you more than ice cream cakes We love you more than bugs and snakes We love you more than all things mentioned before Oh Perry Your extraordinary Your kinda short and hairy The color of a blueberry Yes Perry So come home Perry Come home perry Come home Oh perry I think it's kind of scary I can't find you anywhere-y It fills me with despair-y Oh Perry I'm allergic to dairy I'm gonna move to the Prairy And change my name to Larry She'll change her name to Larry So come home Perry Come home Perry Come home So come home Perry Come home Perry Come home Come home Perry Come home