Philmore - Dragnet lyrics

How long has it been since I've been on a real date? If this continues I may never find a mate Well I'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong All I want's a date with you That's why I took the time to write this song Life is a blast and I am really having fun But things are always better when there's two instead of one I know God has a plan, His timing's never late But until He brings a girl along I guess that I'll just have to wait [Chorus:] So come into my house And sit down on my couch My couch is made of orange vinyl Why don't you stay a while? I like to see you smile I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true They say you should sit back and let the women come to you I'm on the lookout but I haven't found her yet I'm an only lonely Romeo and I can't find my Juliet That's not the way this story ends This song is mostly just a joke I'll watch the want ads on TV I'll find a girl that's right for me I'll find a girl for me [Chorus] But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid Just be forewanrned that these are traits that I try to avoid If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too If you've got money in the bank Hey baby, I'm the man for you [Chorus]