Philip Merrick - The Return of Winto lyrics

Reporter: Out top story for today, an update to a story we reported to you last week. New details have emerged in the murder of local rapper Adam Bromlo, often referred to by his stage name of Winto "s** My Dick" Green. Upon finding his body last Saturday morning in a neighbor's inflatable kiddie pool, police believed that Mr. Bromlo had committed suicide by drowning. However, upon further review, investigators now believe that Bromlo had first been suffocated by the big bootie of a "big bootie hoe" before being deposited in the pool. Law enforcement officers are on the case of finding the hoe in question and are searching all rundown seedy, motels within a 25 mile radius of the crime pool. We will keep you posted as new details emerge. In other news, thank you mothers everywhere for helping out the economy. Yes, stores have submitted their sales numbers and this mother's day has been one of the best holiday business deals in a while. If you took the last 40 years worth of Christmas sales and added them together, that would only equal only one half of the amount of money made by retailers for this one mother's day, Winto: No. No! How could this be? He was my idol! His music had such an impact on me! It touched the lives of so many! He can't die, his music was so important to the world! I need to do something, but what? What could I do to help? That's it! I could be the new WInto! I'll take over and rap just like he did! From this day forward, I am no longer James Frestner, so don't call me that! I am... I am.... I AM WINTO- su*k - MY - DICK - GREEN!! I'm so poor that I only pay with coupons Can't afford a mattress so I sleep on a futon Shot the b**h in the ear, but I had a good reason She bought dope from my brother, which you know that is treason CHORUS It's the return of the return of return of the return of winto s** my dick green Havin so much fun at this f**in' party All these girls grinding they aint so smarty Weed and dick on her breath she'e so f**ed up Puking up in the toilet she had to many cups. Watching her makes me kind of hungry I wish I had a food for tomorrow...f** CHORUS They ask me if I am an a** man or b**b guy Shake both in my face and see which I cream pie. Let it sink in your mind like an imprint You still ponderin? Let me give you a hint (Background repeat) :Dat Ass Dat Ass D-d-d-dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Ass D-d-d-dat Ass Dat Ass put me in a trance Like a hypnotist with no pants Back it up like it's your drivers test Dat a** swallows my dick unlike any of the rest. CHORUS What's the climax? Lets do the climax. Imma teach you the climax All you ladies drop to the floor Drop to yo knees Open your mouth Close your eyes And wait for a Surprise Now all you fellas, here's where you come in Grab yo dick and stroke it 'til you jizz (x4) INDECENT EXPOSURE FINAL CHORUS: Improv Wintro Outro Clip