Philip Merrick - I Lost My Birth Certificate (at the D.M.V.) lyrics

Had to renew my l.D. last Friday Stepped in the building with 6 points on me Gave my papers to the desk girl, Chloe I got outside and found to my dismay Chorus I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V. I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V. What'll I do? Oh, what'll I do? Where could it possibly be? I lost my birth certificate at the D.M.V. Checked all my pockets at least twenty-one times Went back inside, thinking Chloe would know But it turned out she quit just minutes ago Had to get a new plan and do it in rhymes Chorus Checked every section that I could think of The bathroom, the tables, and under the chairs Even searched in the trash and found some guy's hair These lack of results gave my heart quite a shove Chorus Bridge Do I even exist anymore Anymore Anymore Anymore Dejectedly started walking away Heard a voice calling, who could it be Turned and saw Chloe running towards me She pulled a thing out that made my day So, I found my birth certificate at the D.M.V. I found my birth certificate at the D.M.V. But it has a piece of gum stuck to it And got smeared with lipstick a bit Is this stain just a cinnamon bun? I guess I should just get a new one But I did find my birth certificate at the D.M.V.