I am a meticulous man Bedridden, exasperated Bedridden, agitated And there is no master plan I am a ridiculous man Bedridden, violated Bedridden, over-stated And I have no master plans No master plan Stay in this f**ing robe And do not change a thing Stay in that f**ing dress And I won't change a f**ing thing I choke on my existence I choke on my existence Choke on my existence Choke on my existence I choke on my existence I am a vociferous man Bedridden and masterbated Bedridden, annihilated And there is no master plan No master plan