Philip Claypool - She Kicked My Dog lyrics

Well, operator, operator, help me please We get a war goin' on, we can't get no peace We're either screamin' on the telephone yellin' in the yard About a whole lotta nothin' and it's gone too far So can you send out someone like they do on T-V I'm talkin' 911, emergency Send help quick, Lord, there ain't much time Someone's wrecking this heart of mine She kicked my dog and slammed the door Stole my heart and my brand new Ford No, she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone You should've heard the things she said As she ripped the sheets right off of my bed And I got a bad bad feeling that We ain't seen the end of her yet Well, officer, officer, it ain't no lie I ain't good looking I'm a pretty nice guy At church on Sunday and at work all week Just tryin' to make a living for the lady and me And though she may be pretty she's mean as a snake I need protection for goodness sake I've done taken as much as I can I ain't Schwartzenegger, I'm only a man She kicked my dog and slammed the door Stole my heart and my brand new Ford No she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone She k**ed my lawn and all the trees Ripped my big screen color TV And now there ain't no tellin' What next she'll be doing to me Well, I don't understand how this trouble and strife Can go hand in hand with the love of my life But there ought to be a little price to pay For treatin' a man and his dog that way She kicked my dog and slammed the door Stole my heart and my brand new Ford No, she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone I still recall the words she said As she ripped the sheets right off of my bed Keep the lights on honey, 'cause you know I'm coming back for the rest Yeah, and I got a bad bad feeling that We ain't seen the end of her yet