Philip Cabrita - Mule Kick lyrics

[Intro] (His language is simple and down to earth At times he is shocking, cra** and vulgar.) [Madchild] Yo, what's up Flip-Lo? [Flipout] Yo, what's up Mad-Lo? [Madchild] Yo, I'm chillin', word [Flipout] Word, yo, I can feel this fat track comin' at ya [Madchild] You know what I'm sayin'? [Flipout] This is how we're coming right now Kind of like-a-like-a-like-a mule kick, the mule kick What? The mule kick. So just kick it like this [Verse 1] Madchild Howdy, here comes the rowdy Lowdown gringo Señorita swing when I sting ‘em with my lingo Bingo was his name-O, McDonald has a daughter I oughta tell you why I'm called the ma** marauder Slam you like a kilo bacteriën, like a piñata I've got a lot of barnyard beavers So yippy-yi-yo, I pull a hoe like a farmer Calm her, I'm a charmer when I'm rollin' with your mama In the hay, I stay on the deal for real ‘Cause rats love to cheese up and pigs love to squeal Ee-eye-oh, I know you want to know the bear facts It's giddy-up or saddle up, I never ride the bare back The fact I hold [?] from getting in too deep ‘Cause I'm a honkey, straight goin' donkey Tough like Tonka, I buck like a mule She calls me Bob Vila because of the way I use my tool It ain't my fault your moms living like a who*e But thanks to me, your sister ain't a virgin no more [Hook] That's the mule kick, the mule kick The mule kick, the mule kick The mule kick, the mule kick I said, all you'll receive is a kick in the bu*t [Verse 2] Flipout So get along little doggy ‘Cause here comes Rogie Madchild the mule going over heels like an old fogey Roll up the barrel and spark up a stogie Then after I give my flavour, then a polish pierogi Get the bu*ter, spread it, [?] and I hope the white bread Make your choice but don't dread Now wake up you sleepyhead Hey, you don't remember where you saw me at? You thought I forgot, your mom an insomniac (woo) ‘Cause if you snooze, you lose Or there'll be no catching else neither My sk**s are ill, so try to catch the beeper Put a hoe in Labrador an yeah, I can retriever ‘Cause I'll be pulling in more chicks than [?] ‘Cause I can macaroni without being cheesy I'm the god of [?] easy portuguesey I'm comin' down for a landing like Michael on Bonanza Ride along a track as I gallop with my stanza So the lowdown, or the hoedown is on the download I'ma whip the banjo, so yo, my man Madchild I know that you can do damage Get on the mic ‘cause I know you get cabbage [Verse 3] Madchild I'ma get the door ‘cause I heard the bells Flip, should I let ‘em in? (Oh what the hell) It's Robbie. My kemosabe waiting in the lobby He's got a fat [?] ‘cause smoking Buddha is his hobby The Madchild with fad styles, the little rough wrangler If a girl tries to play me, I'm going to strangle her I'm running around in circles like an [?] I can tell it's so simple, flirt then lean around the corner [Hook] That's the mule kick, the mule kick That`s mule kick, the mule kick That`s mule kick, the mule kick All you'll receive is a kick in the bu*t [Flipout] The mule kick Ya, that's the mule Haa, yeah Now bring it back, bring it back Get a kick in the a** [Verse 4] A horse is a horse of course like [?] I'm too s**y and slick like [?] Instead of trying to find an old pro with filler back gap Find a young girl and spray my load just like a fat cat I can make her holler like she's hot under the collar Checking shows on the list to make a fist full of dollars I'm making girls heads bob like a slow bl**job I rob from the rich and I steal from the poor [Verse 5] Flipout Ok now, I'ma cast some black and it's always on purpose Giving it all it's worth even though it seems worthless I tell my moms I'm working but until she thinks I'm jerking The situations risen and I'm certain that it's written “But mom, but, but.” “No buts” she says. Get your bu*t in gear Or your bu*ts out of here [Hook] That's the mule kick, the mule kick And its the mule kick, the mule kick The mule kick, the mule kick I said, all you'll receive is a kick in the bu*t [Outro] Flipout You'll get the mule kick, the mule kick That's what your getting It's the mule kick, the mule kick Never forgetting It's the mule kick, the mule kick And now your sweating All you'll receive is a kick in the bu*t