Joe's drinkin Tequila Sunrise Kati's sippin Sex On the Beach Maria loves those blue margaritas She likes em garnished with peach I dig these dirty martinis I like em shaken not stirred I come here every evening Just to take my mind off of her Whoa, whoa, whoa we're all in this together Whoa, whoa, whoa on more round of regret And I, I, I guess I'll have another and another Memory vacation We're all just here to forget Joe's wife had wandering eyes She left him for some young guy at work Kate and Maria same story They fell in love with some jerk Me, I was prideful and foolish And I just pushed her away I guess we all have our reasons For being here today Chorus After carefully drinking I've reached this conclusion We've all got problems to face But it ain't happening today No, not today I said Chorus Commiseration vacation We're all just here to forget