Phil Keaggy - Double Your Pleasure lyrics

Call it misfortune, call it good luck The day I inherited my two-headed duck A gifted bird with personality plus She could speak, she could sing, and occasionally cuss I named her Sara and Clara because I had heard Two names were required for a double-billed bird Sara and Clara often talked to each other They would whistle and yodel and occasionally stutter They argued on occasion and was prone to fuss Over dresses, shoes, the usual stuff Their delicate hats were of personal taste Selected most carefully, never in haste Musical talents ran in opposite directions It was difficult to agree on harmonius selections Sara liked western, Clara sang rock Singing together put their body in shock Swimming came natural, though motion was slow They could never decide what direction to go The eggs that they laid were carefully selected By instinct, of course, and were doubly protected The ducklings, when hatched, lined up with their mother Half on one side and half on the other They chose up sides when they learned to skate Clara's team had much more speed at the gate Sara's team was born to rumble Their aggressive play was far from humble At the end of the season Clara's team had the luck They wre soon to be known as the "Mighty Ducks" But Sara's family had their own share of fame Perhaps you know them as the "Toronto Flames" During the season mothers could never agree What team to visit, what game to see So they purchased a hot tub and a big screen set Watch the games on TV and enjoyed getting wet The restrict their diets and do calories count Ever mindful, two bills eat twice the amount