[Verse 1] My sister got lucky, married a yuppie Took him for all he was worth Now she's a swinger dating a singer I can't decide which is worse [Hook] But not me baby, I've got you to save me Oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had In a world gone mad, yer so bad [Verse 2] My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin' Walks around dog-faced and hurt Now he's got nothin', head in the oven I can't decide which is worse