Phi-Life Cypher - Herbaholics lyrics

[Si Philli] Listen, I be the herbaholic, specializing in hydrophonics I'm saving the sickest n***as with my hydrophonic tonics (sound of throwing up) Super like sonics, floating like the Spanish armada, I'm ready to spit the kick about the missing marijuana It's getting harder, to acquire what I desire Due to the politicians wanna stop me getting higher (oi!) Causing the peoples minds with their propaganda scams And claiming my marijuana's gonna make my life a sham Because a cultivator, putting my seeds inside the propagator Graduating my hydrophonics major Studying marijuana to a scientific stage And making it clear for people that's living with grief or rage Alcohol causes kidney damage and liver sorosis (uh?) Marijuana's been known with curing multiple Schlorosis (ok, I'm listening) My diagnosis, is that it doesn't cause psychosis Only some people suffer with a case of halitosis (urrrhhghuuur) I know this, isn't what you've been taught by the media It's time for you to listen to knowledge that I be feeding ya (shhh) In '83 Ronald Reagan he turned to parakat And started on spraying my holy herbs with some araquat (man) They was planning on k**ing me for puffing herbs Said that if I died then it was what that I deserved (he deserves that you know) It's absurd, we can buy alcohol in any off license Then walk around paralytic and cause violence ( Oi!!! Ohoh!!) Acting like tyrants, beating up on family members (ahh!) Waking up in the morning and we cant even remember (yo, what happened) Yo this is fact that I've written Alcohol cause seventy-five percent of the violence there be in Britain I'm spitting, lyrical fact to the Jack Straw Telling him that it's wise that he legalize the draw ( Bo!) With metaphors and medical evidence Showing him that marijuana be burning from the mansions to the tenements [Life] A ganja smoker, herb cultivator, the world champion spliff maker Build a ziggy so big I use a hundred and fifty-two packets of rizla paper I sparked it up in the U.K you could smell the vapors in Jamaica Slam-dunked a hole in my brain like Kobe Bryant playing for the Lakers I process hydrophonic data, smoke sensamelia by the acre It never affects my breathing my lungs are exercise like Mr. Motivator Getting stoned on a rizla cone inside of a skyscraper I'd rather be a herbaholic than an alcoholic narcotic cla**-a drug taker Listen to my words, ganja is natural herb grown for the earth It used to be a**ociated with Rastafarians who praised Haile Sela**ie at the first It's not only smoked by vegetarian Rastafarians It's smoked by the Aries Taurus Gemini Cancers Leos Virgos , Sagittariuns Librans Scorpions Capricorns Pisces and the Aquarians Everyone in the Zodiac I'm sure they're not all black and Rastafarians People have been smoking herb since the earth's first days It grows on Solomon's grave Even when Jesus was crucified you could see his eyes were glazed [Si Philli] Herb helps me concentrate meditate leaves my body and mind in a healthy state Giving me brainwaves, helping my third eye to navigate Ganja be loving me liking ganja I smoke at a high rate k**ing the pyrates Herbaholic bionic chronic I smoke before I flip my mind state I'm a freestyler, translate into all languages they're understanding this Through the four corners of the earth I spread my word like an evangelist The disappearing cannabis you can't handle this Mr. Nice smoke Make you feel dizzy like someone suffering from vertigo on a tightrope How the f** you think that angels sound angelic reaching for the high notes? Cos in the heaven they're getting high cos up in the sky is where I blow my smoke Take a toke and get shocked like an electric volt two thousand megawatts -- test this and I'll leave you breathless I blaze purple haze from skunk trees, ,any weeds from many countries Smoke sh** from the Amazon jungle, trees grown from the Outer Hebrides I defy laws of gravity while flying to another galaxy Smoking Martian weed it gave me hallucinogenic alien fantasies I got turquoise weed from Pluto with yellow dots in it So addictive anyone who smokes it swears blind that I put rocks in it I got an aphrodisiac weed from Venus, sniffing a penis ( Wooooh! ) Getting your girl to start to pirouette on your dick like ballerinas (baby!) You all think radiation gave the X-men their super powers But how can you really tell if they got it from smoking super skunk buds and flowers [Sample:] Ahhh!! You like that weed I was smoking? Ahhh!! That weeds for me!! - Weed that put the hump in the camels back Ahhh!! Weed food Put the boogie-woogie in your brain, drive you insane Ahhh! [Scratching:] Yo now what you gonna do? Puff the Buddha bless [Sample:] Hey man I've got some gra**! (yeah!) Oh my god, I aint got no papers (ahhhhhh) Wait a minute I've got some papers! (yeah!) Ahhh the stores closed, (ahhhhhh) But I got a pipe! (yeah!) But we aint got no matches (ahhhhh) I've got some gra**! (yeah!) But I'm busted