Phantom Buffalo - Wimp Souffle lyrics

One day in the river at the end of my road Above the water something showed Was something green caught my eye I heard my neighbor start to cry She said You'll be a wimp souffle if you don't make him gone today I think I got bills to pay Get him the hell away Oh no, they said, It's back again Last time the creature ate my hand And chased my husband up a tree They'd interrupted his cup of tea And they said You'll be a wimp souffle if you don't make him gone today I think I got bills to pay Get him the hell away And I've decided that you're the best To rid of this menacing pest You'd be the savior of our town If you refuse, we'll put you down We'll say You'll be a wimp souffle if you don't make him gone today I think I got bills to pay Get him the hell away