PFR - The Pig Song lyrics

(We're gonna do a whole one, this a keeper) We was drivin' down a road Doin' what would please us And talkin' how the wise men Found baby Jesus We was on our way To do some gigs Hit the brakes too late Runned over some pigs Pigs, pigs, I got nothin' agin' 'em But if you's have many pigs You ought to learn how to pin 'em (And this is the sad part) Buy you a watch-dog And name that dog Rover To keep your pigs off the road So they don't get runned over (It's a true story... I, um, I wouldn't keep that)