Pez - Lazy lyrics

Intro (Seth): Yeah, Seth and Pez Extremely lazy Can't even be bothered doing this song, really… Alright, f** it, look Verse 1 [Seth Sentry]: I'm pretty certain I'm the laziest person I know I sit at home in the day with the curtains all closed Just burning a roach Watching Murder She Wrote Cause I lost the remote And to search for it is so hard that I'd rather sit and workthrough a show Till its over then its Oprah I prefer a good soap f** it, I watch commercials then I purchase my phone And then return it after 30 days dirty and broke *you said no questions asked* I gotta leave these burgers alone Cause I've almost outgrown the only shirt that I own Plus I'm pretty sure that someone burgled my home *no?* I swear I had a girlfriend and some furniture though I'm broke, dope rapper murder a flow But its so much work to go rehearse for a show sh**, I used to do gigs and freestyle for two minutes Lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished Illusionist at work I have it good Just stand in one spot at a job and try to look stressed *yep* And that's the key to success Success s**s man I couldn't give a f** less I'm feeling the ceiling I'm k**ing these raps I just wrote the punchlines and Pez filled in the gaps Perhaps it's a fact that if I napped less I'd have more time to practice And make my raps fresh Yeah I'm lazy man, I say so, geez But what they don't see Is my sk**s up on Halo 3 All my friends thing I'm straight OG So I stay low key And buy my games with a fake goatee (Is that you Seth?) Yeah that's me Lazy as f** man where's that weed *Seth Sentry* And I ain't got to say no more Cause I'm bored Its time to take this game off pause [Chorus: Seth & (Pez)] (Man you're lazy) Yeah I know (You're lazy) Yeah, I know, I know (You're lazy) Shut the f** up I'm telling you so (Seth you're lazy) Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache (Man you're lazy) Yeah I know (You're lazy) Yeah, I know, I know (You're lazy) Shut the f** up I'm telling you so (Seth you're lazy) Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache Verse 2 [Pez]: Yeah, alright I'm going to give you all the pre-warning The whole way through this verse I'm gonna keep yawning *yawn* I'm not tired I'm not even uninspired You see This is me when I'm f**ing wired I'll retire after making this song Cause I'd rather spend my day getting wasted on grog *yawn* Why? Cause I'm lazy Yep, my real age is 80 I only look young cause I couldn't be bothered ageing Or changing I still wear a nappy like a baby I'm waist deep in sh** Still waiting for mum to change me ‘Mum hurry up… this f**ing stinks… its really unpleasant' And when I'm having food People always think I'm rude Or I'm paralysed Or that there's something wrong with my appetite Cause I refuse to move Hey dad when you're finished cutting that do you think you could chew that too? [Chorus: Pez & (Seth)] (Man you're lazy) Yeah I know (You're lazy) Yeah, I know, I know (You're lazy) Shut the f** up I'm telling you so (Pez you're lazy) Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache (Man you're lazy) Yeah I know (You're lazy) Yeah, I know, I know (You're lazy) Shut the f** up I'm telling you so (Pez you're lazy) Yeah I know you already said it so why you sweating me so much you're f**ing giving me a headache