Peter Sellers - Dipso Calypso lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dipso Calypso Alright boys, 1 - 2 - 7 - 9 Now there's a town where the folks are dumb But they're always happy and never glumb They just drink rum till they feel quite numb And do the dipso-calypso. The dipso-calypso, You shake your head and your hips so With a bottle of rum inside your little tum Doing the dip so, calypso... ooh Oh right in the mood now, Jackson "good luck you, everybody" Now, the native girl on the Virgin Islands They sit around wearing nothing but smiles There are two men they won't let in: Charlie Chaplin and Errol Flyn mmh Now I called on a lady, her name was Ms Brown mm, she was having a bath and she could not come down I said slip on something; you won't weigh a tick So she slipped on de soap, and came down pretty quick. That was a bit of an old one, Never mind, I'm getting paid. Here we go... There was a lady named Viccar's Who went with her boy to the flickers He saw a bit of wool and started to pull And that's how de girl lost her knitting. "Pardon me. Which side of the record am I on?" If they're playing this side, it's the top. If they're playing the other side, it's the bottom. "Just as I thought; ask silly questions, you get silly answers. How I'm gonna get back to that little hole in the middle I'll never know." Last verse coming up. Good luck everybody. I bought a radio set last week You could not buy one finer. Last night I laid in bed and I heard My wife getting on to China. oh The dipso-calypso, whoo You shake-ah your head and your hip so With a bottle of rum inside your little tum You too can do the dipso calypso... ooh Hop ah, hoppah I'm single now. How was that?