[Verse 1: Peter Parker] I threw Josh in a fountain Wyatt threw suds in a fountain Old a** car and some sandals s**ing the dick of a Panda Josh is Ugly, Peter Parker is Handsome Forehead the size of a Mountain So many moles you can't even count em! Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome I hold your goldfish for ransom And I threw Steve in a fountain! Jimmy Neutron can't hack And please take off your stupid a** jacket! I threw Josh in a fountain Wyatt threw suds in a fountain Old a** car and some sandals s**ing the dick of a Panda Josh is Ugly, Peter Parker is Handsome You watch Hannah Montana You believe in Santa! Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome I hold your goldfish for ransom And I threw Steve in a fountain! Jimmy Neutron can't hack And please take off your stupid a** jacket! [Verse 2: Peter Parker] First off, man you just craving for attention So you picked Peter Parker to mess with Back to back cuz there's some things I didn't mention You couldn't even get laid at a young person's convention! Tu tengo un small dick amigo And for compensation you got a big a** ego Homie, you got a Jimmy Neutron sized head Everybody look, Josh's face is bright red! Back to back, coming with the mack attack Han Solo called and he wants his f**in' jacket back You and Gave tried to f** with me? You two made a beat? What is he your wife G? Like, do ya'll do couples therapy? Do you really think that you can be compared to me? Well you asked my sponsor to sponsor you apparently Finish that fear inventory man you be scared of me