Verse 1 I was lookin in my house, When I saw a mouse, Spent the rest of the day hunting that gay. I soon found him, Hiding in the dim, He looked so small, But he was 2 foot tall. Turned round to get a hammer, He was gone in a stammer. He got away what a gay!! Chorus Theres a mouse in my house, And I just can Verse 2 He was up in a tree, Smiling with glee, I tried to climb, But he covered me in slime I just said oh my god, This mouse is a sod. Went into the kitchin, 200 pound cheese gone, I was thitchin. Jesus christ this mouse is makin me mad, I just wanna kil his dad!! Chorus Theres a mouse in my house, And I just can Verse 3 I wanna smash him in the head, When he I wanna smash him in the face with a ma**ive mace, I wanna put it in the freeza , I wanna out it in the fridge, GUITAR SOLO