Now I will tell you, buster, that I ain't a fan of Custer's And the General he don't ride well anymore To some, he was a hero, but to me his score was zero And the General he don't ride well anymore Now Custer done his fighting without too much exciting And the General he don't ride well anymore General Custer come in pumping when the men were out a-hunting But the General he don't ride well anymore With victories he was swimming he k**ed children dogs and women But the General he don't ride well anymore Crazy Horse sent out the call to Sitting Bull and Gall And the General he don't ride well anymore Now Custer split his men well he won't do that again Cause the General he don't ride well anymore Twelve thousand warriors waited they were unanticipated And the General he don't ride well anymore It's not called an Indian victory but a bloody ma**acre And the General he don't ride well anymore There might have been more enthusing if us Indians had been losing But the General he don't ride well anymore General George A.Custer oh his yellow hair had luster But the General he don't ride well anymore For now the General's silent he got barbered violent And the General he don't ride well anymore Oh the General he don't ride well anymore