Peter Jenner - One Man Rock and Roll Band lyrics

Welcome home, you total stranger Welcome to the Fountainhead Welcome home, there is no danger You don't need your gun, man, we're already dead Welcome home, the war is over Welcome back, the coast is clear Welcome home, a Johnny soldier We treat you here just like they treat you there We're the one man rock and roll band On our very last one night stand Rocking the boat and unrolling the note On which our friend Cardinal Doomsday will land And you tell me that Grandad was a hero That he fought for peace and no more guns But you know I think he must have changed his name to Nero You see that everytime he grunts, he k**s his sons And when you stood there with your mottos on your knuckles And they were also really pleased to see you there Well you could have taken Grandad and his medals And played a different game in Grosvenor Square You know you're the one man rock and roll band On your very last one night stand Rocking the boat and unrolling the note On which your friend Cardinal Doomsday can land