Peter Hollens - A Boy and a Girl lyrics

Mid-life is tough, babe The end is nigh I've seen boy bands come and go Yeah The wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey" 'cause I couldn't please She left me like that No strings attached Every little thing I do Never seems to pull me through Depression made my marrige break up And my Porsche won't make love Never got my GED Or a guest spot on Glee Since I turned forty - thraay (One Direction) You're insecure Feel like a bore I've got a hunch we know what you'll adore It's time to seize With 1 disease We'll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees Cold corporate suits in the room can smell it Simon says we're brand new A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well After they threatened to drown me in styling gel This band's been grown from the help of my cloning cells They all know They all know we're beautiful Songs manufactured so carefully Flip of my hair I cure cancer and heart disease Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Us Me Me We all know We all know we're beautiful That's what makes you buy or shhhh (Jonas Brothers) I got so old Just rollin' in Mickey Gold But I lost control And I'm ready to smoke a bowl Big Disney's diggin' for treasure Took my youth as a financial endeavor But my pure finger's ready for pleasure So I'm breaking up (breaking up) with you Disney And lightin' up (lightin' up) with Team Miley (Backstreet Boys) Yeah Your one desire Make us retire Don't care how hard you pray Backsteet is here to stay Sex appeal It's our sixth or seventh comeback Buns of steal One guy still has a six pack Let's get real Calling milfs and Tyler Oakley Backstreet is here to stay Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Our demographic In this consumer market Your mom is our target (We're touring with the new kids) For our boy band buffet 'Cause backstreet is here to stay Yeah boy bands are here to stay