Peter Griffin - This Waitress is Prettier Than My Wife lyrics

Together: This waitress is prettier than my wife I could k** my family with a knife We'll sail around the world by ship I'll give my whole wad as a tip But first I'll k** my family with a knife Quagmire: Yes, he's gonna k** his family with a knife Peter: Irregardless of this waitress, I will k** them with a knife