Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat Can't touch me! Can't touch me! Can't touch me Stop! Peter time I'm a big shot, there's no doubt Light a fire then pee it out Don't like it, kiss my rump Just for a minute, let's all do the bump Can't touch me! Yea do the Peter Griffin Bump Can't touch me! I'm Presidential Peter Interns think I'm hot Don't care if your handicapped I'll still park in your spot I've been around the world From Hartford to Backbay It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter Let's see Regis rap this way Can't touch me! (spoken) Except you, you can touch me.