Peter Evans - I Have to Stop Drinking Martinis lyrics

One. Then there'r two, maybe three vodka martinis Go on, only two, ok three vodka martinis (one, two, three, floor) Daily, I've been savoring the taste, I'm down to one less bottle in the case It turned my wife into a b**h, and drove my car (beep, bop) into a ditch But I still think that one more drink would put things in their place Same as before only more liquor gets poured Cheers! Daily, I've been savoring the taste, I'm down to one less bottle in the case I lost my grip on perfect pitch It turned my shrink (beep, bop) into a snitch But I still think that one more drink would put things in their place Mix it with Stoly and I'll sip it slowl, I'm flying high when drinking Skyy Pickle me neat with wheat and rye, I'll scoff Smirnoff till my a** falls off Hanger One is a ton of fun, but it's a helluva hoot to drink Absolut Grab the Grey Goose and turn me loose Daily, I've been savoring the taste, I'm down to just one bottle in the case Dunk that olive, I'll slobber and stab it, call me a drinker with a singing habit I keep on thinking that all my drinking will put things in their place I love the olive I love the olive I love to mix it dry Mix it dry