Peter Combe - Chopsticks lyrics

I play the violin every morning And every evening of every day Suzuki Bach Vivaldi Schumann But really all that I want to play is – (Chopsticks tune) I play the grand piano practice My chords and scales and arpeggios So boring and it drives my family Up the wall Dad says ‘Why don't you play' – (Chopsticks tune) I play the flute the silver flute But it doesn't sound much like James Galway I wonder if when he was ten whether Sometimes he was allowed to play – (Chopsticks tune) I'd really love to sing a cla**ical Song or two at the Opera House And sound like Pavarotti La la la la la la la la la la la (Chopsticks tune)