Peter Chao - F*CK CHRISTMAS lyrics

[Verse 1 : Neal & Matt] This season's all I need to get by and you know it Chillin in my onesie living by the moment Presents wrapped up so I egg nog chug Grab my oreos and milk and I Jordan dunk it Dunkaroos I'm rolling with the crew 5 guys 1 couch blowing holiday balloons Holiday spirit, holiday afternoons Surround sound watching holiday cartoons Reindeer Fresh Santa Claus swag Damn, London Tiptons got me feeling all bad Dude shes mine I shottied her last week I thought you said Miley Cyrus, my bad Snow ball fights Wal mart cart races Pictures done with santa First name basis I sat on his lap , and I pulled on his beard Are you telling me that Santa's not real... [Chorus : Justin] What the eff is this? Can't believe you lied to me To the fat dude in the suit Hope you hit a Christmas tree Cause this ain't what I been told You can s** on my north pole This holiday just brings me pain No amount of candy canes can take away [Verse 2 : Justin & Jason] Hoppin out of bed its that time of year again Wonder what i got more money to spend Underneath the tree hoping its a PS3 Or could it be season 3 on dvd of glee Thanks mom and dad i knew you'd find a way To get my Justin Bieber barbie on this very special day Oh look it came with some accessories A hairbrush and a really sweet melody Baby Baby Baby oh .. NO, its my turn where my presents at yo Brother you were late so i hope you get coal Top of the naughty list you know thats how i roll Well whatever Biebs brings boys to the yard Man I tear open my presents I don't even read the card You sure you wanna do that you've done that before Oh my god! NINTENDO 64?! [Chorus : Justin] What the eff is this? Can't believe you lied to me To the fat dude in the suit Hope you hit a Christmas tree Cause this ain't what I been told You can s** on my north pole This holiday just brings me pain No amount of candy canes can take away [Verse 3 : Peter Chao] Its that time of year I do it my way Peter Chao chowing down on the chow mein f** the turkey it be all about the ducky And my mom gave me a dreidel all I wanted was a beyblade Mayday change the game heres my list mayne This time of year I hit on elves at the malls Drunk Chao spike my eggnog with some whiskey I tell em mudab**hes to just jingle my balls Buddha Buddha Buddha the other sh** don't matta If the Grinch stole Christmas Peter Chao stole santa Ho ho ho smashing bulbs in the cold Yo I don't eat candy canes I eating spring rolls Snow blows makes my nipples so icicle 5 verse 1 hit a kid riding tricycle Kick an elf in the testicle 911 cause that b**h needs a medical... [Chorus : Justin] What the eff is this? Can't believe you lied to me To the fat dude in the suit Hope you hit a Christmas tree Cause this ain't what I been told You can s** on my north pole This holiday just brings me pain No amount of candy canes can take away