Peter Bartlett - The Shoe Fits lyrics

LORD PINKLETON Hear ye! Hear ye! The Prince intends to search until He finds the girl who fits the bill But not 'the bill', the shoe I mean A shoe to fit a queen! WOMAN (grunts as she tries on the shoe) LORD PINKLETON The shoe does not fit ANOTHER WOMAN (grunts as she tries on the shoe) LORD PINKLETON The shoe does not fit CHARLOTTE Here goes nothin'. Me again. Hey LORD PINKLETON It does not fit TOPHER Is that the last eligible lady in the kingdom? LORD PINKLETON She appears to be, yes TOPHER Everyone truly has tried on the slipper? ELLA I haven't tried on the slipper ALL (Gasp!) LORD PINKLETON The shoe fits!