[Verse 1] I sweat out seven pounds in water weight Just asking for your number When you gave it to me I went home And waited a couple hours, like the magazines all told me Then I sent you some emojis And a funny joke from that TV show you said that you like [Pre-Chorus 1] And that was eight hours ago And now everyone I know is either Fast asleep or staring at their phone I don't really care exactly what we do together Cause it's probably better than sleeping alone [Chorus] Answer my text you dick Or call me up and tell me that you're coming over I'll clean up my room so quick Answer my text you dick Maybe something I said before just wasn't right Or maybe your heart's on silent mode tonight On silent mode tonight [Verse 2] Well you wrote me back eventually and took me to a movie You said it was a date, but I'm not sure if you were serious I act like I know what I'm doing and all my friends see through me It felt so cool when we got home late and made my parents furious [Pre-Chorus 2] But then you left again and I just felt confused and nerdy My teenage angst will be with me well into my thirties It always feels like there's something I don't know And as I watch you drive away, I'm screaming out my window [Chorus] Answer my text you dick Or call me up and tell me that you're coming over I'll clean up my room so quick Answer my text you dick Maybe something I said before just wasn't right Or maybe your heart's on silent mode tonight