You've got a problem With the reason why An asymmetric haircut And a painted eye It's psychological (Psychological) Is it a cry for help Or call to arms? Frustration False alarms It's psychological (All in the mind) There's something in the attic And it smells so bad An undertaker In a bowler hat (Psychological) What's that spilt On the kitchen floor? Who's that knocking On the cellar door? It's psychological Or is it only your imagination? Driving me crazy, crazy Baby, baby, please It's psychological (Psychological) I thought I heard a baby cry I thought I heard a train Down in the cemetery Cellophane It's second nature to you All in the mind It's psychological (Psychological) It's psychological (Psychological)