(Hello! Darling! Mmm... How dare you! Do you know who I am? You look fabulous!) I know what you think It's clear as mud in your eyes We're the plastic poseurs and prostitutes You've obviously come to despise But you don't know nothing You're not hot enough to matter You don't understand the glamourous life A dream that no one can shatter We're shameless, we will do anything To get our fifteen minutes of fame We have no integrity, we're ready to crawl To obtain celebrity we'll do anything at all I'm ambitious Believe me, I'm going to be big I'm a slave to glamour Applause and clamour My make-up, my wardrobe, my wigs Don't call me pathetic I'm harder than you'll ever guess Relentlessly tough 'cause when the going gets rough The tough get their pictures in the press We're shameless, we will do anything To get our fifteen minutes of fame We have no integrity, we're ready to crawl To obtain celebrity we'll do anything at all Anything, anything, anything at all We'll do anything, anything, anything at all (How dare you! Do you know who I am? It's an absolute disgrace!) Tell me you love me Admit it, you're really impressed Would it not amuse you For me to seduce you? Have you ever seen me undressed? We're shameless, we will do anything To get our fifteen minutes of fame We have no integrity, we're ready to crawl To obtain celebrity we'll do anything at all We're shameless, we will do anything To get our fifteen minutes of fame We have no integrity, we're ready to crawl To obtain celebrity we'll do anything with anyone Go absolutely anywhere for anything at all (I'm terribly sorry!)