The English Room is much like an old house Couldn't forget your scent if I tried to A simple tavern nestled in a slow town I'm sure I've thought of you more than you've thought of me The Monday clientele is quite substantial I'd like to have you if I could somehow Upstairs is quiet, there's less than a handful But what is love if I can't be with you now Must you leave oh so soon Bartender broke his neck but he walks now Your gentle snoring feels rea**uring The type of bar with a shower in the bathroom Some things I'd tell you but I'll wait till you leave They're playing darts, but we don't pay attention Seems like we're moving in different directions It's getting late and I wish we had more time But what is love if I can't be with you now Must you leave oh so soon