Pere Ubu - Nobody Knows lyrics

Here's a story about a man named Fred He heard a bell when he went to bed He woke up at a quarter past three to find himself at The bottom of the sea But don't laugh 'til you hear the truth 'cause a man found His heart nearly broken in two All the fish come from miles around He is the party in their one horse town Nobody knows all the troubles I've seen Just outside Darling I know It's the trail of the tears And I fear the call of the road Here's a bit about a brother Bill Who had a house at the top of the hill Wife had to better cry her a river She fell in love with an Indian giver Nobody knows all the troubles I've seen Just outside Darling I know It's the trail of the tears I hear the call of the road Here's a ditty about a guy named Dave E Who had a life like to drive him crazy Don't you see that's a bitter pill to never know what Lies over the hill? Don't laugh til you hear the truth about a man found His heart nearly broken in two You don't believe how it came to be? He bought a ranch at the bottom of the sea Nobody knows all the troubles I've seen Nobody knows all the troubles I've seen