Penelope Clearwater we were meant to be And we'll tell the entire world. Well, eventually For right now let's keep it a secret just between you and me Penelope Clearwater we were meant to be I hope you don't mind this secret love that we keep I know you know my twin brothers which is why we can't let this leak Because oh the humility they would bring upon me So Penelope Clearwater I love you, but secretly When I heard you'd been petrified it was too much for me to take I almost turned in my prefect badge to steal you a mandrake So I could make you a potion to wake you from this sleep We could find an empty cla**room which reminds me for the time being Don't worry about that time Ginny caught us snogging She won't ruin your prefect rep while you're sleeping because she's Currently Occupied being possessed by lord Voldemorts old diary So Penelope Clearwater I love you but secretly Penelope Clearwater we were meant to be