People Under The Stairs - Beer (Colt 45 Remix) lyrics

There are two rules to remember if you wanna have a good time… Rule number one: Never run out of Colt45… Rule number two: You never know when friends might show up… I don't claim you can have a better time with Colt45 than without it… never forget… Colt45… It was a Friday night, everybody was drinking The ladies were upset cause the breath was stinking And it won't be long 'til we start to funk Cause Double's gonna get drunk, buddy Thes One's gonna get drunk, buddy Everybody get drunk, buddy… and, and, and… sha na na! Yeah, crack the 40, who's down to get plastered? I get the party started with the Colt45 Buzzing like a beehive, feeling so pissy, and I roll up on your scene like Lando Calrissian Refunding mission, get-a-get your ten cents Fresh out my freezer, let the swill commence I gets the rare stuff: on twelve ounce bottles, on end labels But when I'm rockin' parties and behind the turntables Can't be running back and forth through the dance floor, trippin' So I grab a cold Colt45 and start sippin' Big bottle, big mouth, big party, good times Bought a barrel, enzymes enhance the rhymes Like a “hip hip hippy”, you don't stop the rock I get busy… I feel like Malt Disney 'Bout to crack another 40-ounce right here You like that Red Bull and vodka? Well, we like BEER! Colt, boy… understand? Now who wants a 40? (We want a 40!) Who wants a quart? (We want a quart!) You want a 32? (No!), you want a whole keg? (Yeah!) Well, leave it up to me to get the party off right Hit up Mr. Lee's and grab the Colt45 Smooth malt liquor, my dad used to drink it Down two 40s, and watch the homie start singin' Keep it in the freezer, make sure that it's cold Very easy to find, where fine beers are sold Word up to Billy Dee, I'm 'bout to crack one open Halfway through the bottle, watch your boy start loc'ing Put up on the case, then turn up the ba** And watch everybody come alive in the place Don't mix with brown liquor and you have a good time Pa**ing up the 40 bottle's like committing a crime So next you wanna grab a cold one? Chill… Two for $1.20, now the smile on your grill We're gonna kick back, drink beer, party and have fun You want another 40? We're gonna kick back, drink beer, party and have fun You want another 40 ounce? We're gonna kick back, drink beer, party and have fun You want another 40 ounce? I'm gonna kick back, drink beer, party and have fun You want another 40 cause I'm gonna grab one! Colt45 (scratched and repeated) The power of Colt45… When I was 17, I'd asked an old man To take a couple quarters and buy me a tall can, back then Is all about 8 Ball, St. Ides, good brew, hanging out with my crew Sometimes, we'd get the Night Train or the Thunder Chicken I thought it would pa**, the … still sipping (Oh!) I go hard like when I first wake up (Boing!) Crack a cold one, and pour that … in my cup Now, here comes the madness, the Knight like Gladys Call me Dynowino, see, I'm the baddest Word to Cash, (45…) for you They should put me with the monkeys down in L.A. Zoo And you can come see me, for a small fee Watch me get drunk with my family You could take it to the, I'll take it to the fridge Make sure it's real quiet, so I can hear the fizz When you see me in public, know my bottle is near Y'all … like tight pants, we like beer! Ha! Ha! Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh! Beer is what we talking 'bout… you don't stop… (repeats)