Pee Wee - Baby By a Dog lyrics

[Verse 1: Goldy] I was born in a f**ing alleyway, open cali-way Moms and Pops had f**ing stuck in the streets I was a hard puppy Nobody got papers on me cause I'm a stray dog Mack around stragglin' tail-wagglin' night-time to the day fall Peein' on trees and telephone poles All I do is telephone hoes Can't f** them b**hes with the fleas giving a n***a the itches Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat? Cause that head be hella boom and that a** be hella fat So I stand on my hind legs and I bust a fat fine egg And I'm hearing your mouth moan but feeling what your mind say I'm a dirty dirty dog b**h I might have rabies Only thing I'm good for is to f** and make some babies f**in' all my hoes gettin' stuck and leaving up knocked up You pregnant ho? you having a miscarriage from a socked gut [Verse 2: Banks] Yeah, gorilla style gangsta mackin' If you talkin' about you pregnant ho you best to be packin' Cause you ain't getting three hundred 'outta me I'm taking you to the medics To make sure that yo b**h a** is pregnant Cause hoes be trying to come up And n***as be gettin' spooked Breakin' these b**hes off before they find out the truth Take it upon yourself to stay away for nine months Then pop up with a baby I ain't f**ed yo a** once Naming it after me and giving it my last name She made a mistake I slammed her head through a damn gla** frame It's like thinkin' the bright sun is the fog She thought I was nice but didn't know she had a baby by a dog [Hook: Banks & Goldy] b**h had a baby by a dog Don't give a f** about that b**h and please don't even call You knew I was a dog when you first had dropped your drawers And I'm not gon' play the daddy cause I'm not gon' be involved [Verse 3: Banks] All my b**hes are back, but all them f**in' hoes are pregnant I told her to have an abortion and I'm makin' sure she's gettin' it And b**h don't try to resist cause if you do you're getting hog-tied Knocked you out and stomped you until that f**ing puppy dog died You say I'm wrong f** you, I know, ho I'm a dog to my d**h with my High-Pro Glow I ain't a junkyard dog or a hound or a mutt I'm a pitt, takes no sh** and I bust big nuts (Biotch) So back up off me talkin' about you 6 months Too late to have an abortion I'm a bust that b**h once And beat that b**h down cause you know I don't care You got a baby by a dog a** Oakland City player [Verse 4: Goldy] These hoes are making me holler, damn I need a flea collar Runnin with a pack of dogs and wet p**y is what we follow Dogs don't wear trojans I raw dicked it and dove in Bust my nut and cut and seen that s*ut and she was bulgin' The Dangerous Crew had told me she ain't puttin that sh** on Goldy I heard that b**h got kitsch f**in the dirty a** dog named doby I roam ready to bone I f** no b**hes in particular As long as her p**y's wet and I get head I'll stick my dick in her I like to f** ‘em tag team, smack a f**ing drag queen Go to their room and then switch up Make em think they had a bad dream Banks my b**h is asleep, what about yours (banks)yeah, this b**h is sleeping(banks) Well sneak out of your bed, creep right up under these sheets I turned her on her side and held her legs up open wide I jacked my dick until it got hard and then put it up inside He's f**ing my b**h I'm f**ing his b**h This p**y's hella popping Acting like they asleep but they know we switched and we ain't stopping We bust nuts Switch back Banks is drinking a sixpack I wanna see if this b**h act Crazy cause we did that [Hook] [Verse 5 Banks & Goldy] [Banks] Off to the next episode we bump hoes in couples And never tell hoes “I love you” Because we just want to f** you [Goldy] So if you hoes ain't f**in' how you gettin back to your house? You better start walkin' now cause its about 200 miles [Banks] These b**hes still don't know I guess they won't until the world ends Ain't gon be no babies and ain't gonna be no girlfriends So keep on trying to change me, thinkin' I've got a soft spot Hopin' I'll fall in love, I told you I'm a dog Don't play me close and don't be trying to be too f**in' friendly I ain't Benji ho, I macks more like Spuds Mackenzie When I say hey what's up, it's like saying can I f** You ask me how I'm doing it's like saying yeah I'm screwing So cut the sh** and stop the talking me and you can start the walking Straight to the room just another b**h I'll be dogging [Goldy] Introduce myself as a canine, f**in' hoes that's way fine f**in' the ugly hoes at night and f**in' the fines one in daytime Just got let out the kennel, sh** been locked up for weeks Runnin' from the dogcatchers, man, they always f**in with me Cause I don't wanna be livin' in one house, I likes to get around The dog catches player-hating cause I'm dickin ‘em down Increasing the population so they wanna cut off my nuts I won't be runnin' the streets, I'll be hangin' out with the mutts I can't help it I'm a dog so let me be me If you're f**in' me do it equipped and bring your BCP Cause I be runnin' with dogs like Short, hoes be actin wild in court Thinking that they gon' get me for some f**in' child support Y'all can all s** my balls, we don't live be no laws cause We some f**ing dogs Some Dangerous Crew dogs