Pearly Gate Music - Oh, What a Time! lyrics

The only man i ever loved Died two thousand years before I could ask him to a show And say "i really think we should go" The costumes are supplied I think you'll agree I said "the leading man was good" You said "he acted like he should But with a script like that Who would not succeed?" And we go out for some drinks You said "zach what do you think of these?" And i said "jesus christ put those f*cking things away I'm trying to eat" And i walk you to your door So we can talk for a little more What a show, what a night, what a time But when you lean in for that kiss I'll say "god i don't think i can do it"