Douglas Dougla**, apple tree Have a wife, now let her be Give me, give me what you got I'm gonna make you what you're not Douglas Dougla**, prickly pear Have a wife, but I don't care Give me, give me all your soul I'm gonna dip you in my bowl Long way down It's a long way down It's a long way down And he knows... Douglas Dougla**, sticky pine Have a wife, and I do fine Give me, give me what I need You know I gots to plant your seed Douglas Dougla**, evergreen Have a wife and she's so mean Give me, give me slotted spoon You know I want to make you swoon Douglas Dougla**, sycamore Have a wife, but she's a bore Give me, give me what I crave You know I want to be your... It's a long way down It's a long way down It's a long way down And he knows... Douglas Dougla**, royal oak Have a wife, but she done choked Give me, give me what you can I just wants to be your man