(This is the let's pretend story of Jack) [Hook] Jack, yah I feel like the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack [Verse 1] Skins go ooh over Jack the mack J-A-C-K M-A-C-K (?) that is that (?) p**y cats are kittens and they under the bu*ton fly (We all love Jack) Said the girls, just the girls So hand me the gel because we had it whipped up like Jheri curls (?) watch out man Jack will raise a fat gat (Yo move out my way, step off) (Gimme that) Dope D-d-diddy dope (?) If you cross the wrong path you'll smell the gun smoke-smoke Of the barrel, that big pork and barrel If you mess around with Jack (?) He's a pusher, the dope dealer rolling with crazy skins And he didn't have too many fr-friends He carried cla**ified ordinance on all gorunds He wasn't rolling with a gang That's why sometimes he got beat down But he came up like a Jack How? By selling crack By selling crack, crack pusher, crack pusher can I have a hit Wild dope fiend-fiend with the chapped-chapped lips Over to Jack's project numbers he snuck Chumps would go to crazy women filled with the fat lust At the club, dancin', just waitin' for the chancin' To see if Jack would approach, and ask for some romancin' Sure enough there's one, now off to the motel Charisma her name, Raquel, Raquel, Raquel Yah baby so its just me and you tonight huh? *Yeah Jack, I always have liked you best* Oh so I guess that means you with this huh *Yah I'm with this, just (?)* [Verse 2] In and out without no doubt, clap for it all He was swinging his back, swinging his back (?) the walls (Where?) there Everywhere, all over the bedroom She said that Jack reminded her of a broom That sweeps up the dirt and the dust-dust But five times Jack had to bust-bust boom Tearing off rubber-rubber like thunder Hopped inside the bed and then pulled over the covers Zz zzs (?) now they're both counting sheep They're both (?) now they're falling asleep Jack Wakes up, wakes up in the morning Looks to the left and says "What the hell's going on?" and "Raquel where you at" Yo where did she go-go It seems like a case of Jack don't know-know Definately-definately we have a problem here He smelled his underarms And they're kicking like Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer Slide to the bathroom to get rid of it And then he noticed on the mirror there was a note writting in lipstick It said *Jack I'm sorry that I had to go And I apologize for not letting you know But get this, there's something that (?) I hate to break it to you Cause you do now have the AIDS* Oh my god, lord have mercy-mercy Jack you caught the HIV, curse it, curse it You should have known to wear a Jimmy hat Poor old Jack [Hook] Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack the mack, Jack the mack Jack, yeah I feel like the mack